All you Rob Patz fans out there, here’s something interesting for you that I have, hopefully, managed to come up with! Robert, as all you gals would agree, is a drop-dead stunner and oozes ample sexiness and charm for all his devoted fans to go week in their knees. Let’s animate the man; shut your lashes for a moment and try to visualize him as an animal. Which animal can he be transformed into? Well, I have piled up 3 choices for the Robbie-in-an-animal-avatar:
1. Basilisk snake - If you are a ‘Twilight’ fan, then chances are; you must be a ‘Harry Potter’ fan as well and in that case, I needn’t explain what’s a Basilisk snake. But for the ignorant or forgetful ones, it’s a mythical snake, eye-to-eye contact with whom immediately kills the gazer. Now, as Robert has this hypnotic, mesmerizing and killer-eyes that can, virtually, slay all women; I thought the title of ‘Basilisk’ befits him. May be, the guy should start wearing sun-glasses everytime he goes out amongst his frenzied ladies.
2. Royal Bengal Tiger - Now, with a robust built, black-striped golden body, powerful, skull-crushing jaws and a menacing roar that paralyses each and every soul around, Tiger is, unquestionably, the sexiest animal roaming around. And the most ferocious predators are the big cats from Sunderbans (India). So, on the sheer merit of its sexiness and hunting-skill, the Royal Bengal Tiger is the only animal that matches the killing instinct of Robert Pattinson to whom zillions of ladies fall prey each day.
3. Vampire Bat - This mammal comes closest to his screen-character Edward ‘vampire’ Cullen as this animal, too, thrives by sucking blood from its preys. Plus, it is a much-feared animal and remains cloaked in myth and mystery, absolutely, true to its name.
So, dear readers, which animal do you think personifies our Robert Pattinson! You can pick your choice from the above-stated creatures or you can take a walk into your own fanciful world of thoughts and name some other beast that deserves to be entitled ‘Robert Pattinson of the Animal Kingdom’ source
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