Stage 1: The Experimenter – you watch HP GoF and Twilight. You get your first glimpse of Rob and have that holy sh*t moment.
He's kind of cute, I wonder who he is. I'll check the credits at the end of the movie.
Stage 2: The Social User – you casually browse the internet for video & pictures.
*google* Robert Pattinson - wow he's really really hot. I wonder what else I can find out about him. *goes to YouTube*
Stage 3: The Full Blown User – right-click save has caused your hand to start to resemble a mangled claw. You have an extensive perhaps hidden stash of Rob Porn that you visit several times daily.
Stage 3: The user, uses daily. Oh yea, that`s good.
Okay, just one more I swear this is my last Rob Hit.
Stage 4: The Addict – you find yourself trolling blogs, Rob sites, tweeting other addicts trying to find anything you can about Rob & his whereabouts.(Stage 4: The addict can spend hours and hours on a blog or forum discussing this photo, this position, the things you'd like to do to...f*ck what was i saying?)
Stage 5: The Dealer – making videos and Rob P**n, twittering & posting pics and Rob P**n to Addicts, users, social users and experimenters in an attempt to hook them further. Gawd I loved this stage.
Stage 6: The KingPin Dealer – you start a blog, website or write your own fan fiction. At this stage your addicted and dealing RobPorn like it’s your job LOL.
What stage are you at?
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This is so absolutely true!!LOL What's the 6th stage? =)
ReplyDeletestage 3 or 4
ReplyDeleteI'm definitely stage 6.
ReplyDeleteOMG I'm stage 5 don't have the talent to be 6 lol :D but this is so funny
ReplyDeleteStage 4 here, and everyday I think about joining stage 5 but haven't gotten there just yet, just yet...
ReplyDeleteI'am on 6 stage hahaha
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