“R-Patz And Blair Waldorf Are Shacking Up?” asks a clueless Perez Hilton, who goes on to write, “Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester has apparently been shacking up with our beloved Robert Pattinson!”
Perez, who calls Meester a “sneaky little maneater,” claims “sources have spotted RPatz entering Meester’s NYC apartment, and we’re guessing he made that good girl go bad all night long, because our boo didn’t leave until the next morning!!”
Would these be the same “sources” who told him Fidel Castro is dead and Jaclyn Smith shot herself in the head?
According to a magical spy Perez cites, Pattinson “ducked out of the building and hopped into a waiting car. He apparently spent the night with Leighton, and didn’t want anyone to know… She talks with Rob almost daily.”
In a misguided cheap shot at Kristen Stewart, the bad blogger then says, “SURE KStew is going to be EXTRA SOUR when she reads this.”
Actually the only thing sour is Perez’s “reporting.”
A source close to Meester assures Gossip Cop this tale is untrue.
gossipcop.com
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