Pattinson tried to go incognito with this bushy beard last month in Los Angeles. The critique: "Boy, he's got to cultivate that better," Federoff says. "He's got an empty spot on his chin." His mustache looks like a different color, "like when you have a leaf with two different colors on it." Finally, he loses points for not enjoying his "beard-dom" very much. If it was meant as a disguise, he should have grown it out more for a "comb-over" effect. "I pull my beard up and it covers my eyes," Federoff explains. "I can still see through it, but nobody knows it's me." Score: 2.